Let’s play an exciting new game called:
SPOONIE. OR. SENIOR CITIZEN.
First up: the kitchen pantry!
Whoa nelly, that’s a lot of vitamins! So? Spoonie? Or Senior Citizen?
Next: the bathroom cabinet!
Miralax! So much miralax! What do you think? Spoonie? Or Senior Citizen?
Third: the shower!
Interesting, a stool! That seems to suggest Senior, but it could still be a Spoonie. What do you think?
Next: do they own a SMTWTFS pill box?
Oh man, this one is still up in the air folks!
Finally: the jewlery box.
Oh man, this is a real doozy. A medical alert bracelet is very senior citizen BUT it’s kind of trendy and cute– a spoonie, perhaps?
Spoonie or Senior Citizen? The world may never know.
There are no winners in this game. Only losers.