When I was a little girl, I was hilarious. And I’m not just tooting my own horn, either. I don’t remember being hilarious, but I’ve seen the videos and it’s true. I was a laugh riot.
Here’s a few Baby Rachel quotes:
(walking in on mom breast feeding younger sister)
Baby Rachel: What’s she doing?
Mom: She’s drinking milk!
Baby Rachel: (pointing at mom’s other breast) Is the other one apple juice?
As you can see, I’m hi-larious.
I wanted to share one of the most quoted Baby Rachel quotes. Some hippie people might say that I had a strong childhood intuition. Some jaded people might say this is a statement on society. I’m not sure what I think of it, except that it’s pretty funny, and I was so right.
Whenever Baby Rachel did not feel well, she would say:
“WE NEED TO GO TO THE TUMMY STORE!”
This is an accurate summation of my entire life.