When I was a little girl, I was hilarious. And I’m not just tooting my own horn, either. I don’t remember being hilarious, but I’ve seen the videos and it’s true. I was a laugh riot.
Guess which one I am.
Here’s a few Baby Rachel quotes:
(walking in on mom breast feeding younger sister)
Baby Rachel: What’s she doing?
Mom: She’s drinking milk!
Baby Rachel: (pointing at mom’s other breast) Is the other one apple juice?
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As you can see, I’m hi-larious.
I wanted to share one of the most quoted Baby Rachel quotes. Some hippie people might say that I had a strong childhood intuition. Some jaded people might say this is a statement on society. I’m not sure what I think of it, except that it’s pretty funny, and I was so right.
Whenever Baby Rachel did not feel well, she would say:
“WE NEED TO GO TO THE TUMMY STORE!”
This is an accurate summation of my entire life.
Click to buy this cute but not functional new tummy! FOR ME!!! Or yourself. Whatever.
I think you are the middle child. I am too.
In the photo, I’m stylin in my blue overalls. And I’m actually the eldest child. Funny story – I’m the eldest of 3 girls, and I married a man who is the eldest of 3 boys!
RACHEL— YOU ARE TOOOO FUNNY— 🙂 I LOVE THE PICTURE!!! MADE ME LAUGH OUT LOUD!!! 🙂 YOUR MOTHER IS TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL!!!
Haha I’m glad! I’ll tell mom you said that, it’ll make her day. 🙂
I love the apple juice comment.
Haha my mom got such a kick out of that. I think she told this story to everyone she knew until I was at least 8 years old, lol